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Mix Demotivational Poster


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concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:24 am
great poster, UP yours

Adventure Goals -

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Rating: 3.11/5

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M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:45 pm
CONGRATULATIONS you made me laugh, your prize is a slap in the fa... wait, no, sorry, wrong cuecard, Your prize is 5 dragon laye... ummm 5layers. well done
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:44 pm
Ok, this just killed me XD
Warghl - June 19, 2009, 1:13 pm
It's not a comic it's from Fredrik K T Andersson on elfwood.com I .... think....
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 11:15 pm
I just want to know if this is a single piece or part of a comic somewhere...
jackassjoker - March 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
so that is how Gar-goals were named
Crunk - March 21, 2009, 8:19 pm
dragons can polymorph so anyone can be fooled
Merlin The Twisted - January 13, 2009, 1:51 pm
Ehh, for me, that WOULD be an adventure goal, if only to be able to say that I did.


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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling hooker every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the hooker generously. still cheaper in the long run

MIXED MESSAGES - I guess if I have a death wish it couldn't hurt ...

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BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Thanks Veg
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 10:04 am
1L on this poster, BTW. It's awful.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:56 am
LOL...That's a nice outlook. I'll try that, Bone.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:53 am
Agreed. I'll sum it up like this: Just because I mention a problem doesn't make me any less aware that the problem is unsolvable. The Timmys have enough satisfaction as is... They're not gonna force silence on me, too. If that makes me a complainer, o wel
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:48 am
I just a5sume it's my Mother-In-Law voting...cause no matter how much GD money you make it's never good enough for her baby.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:41 am
Never thought is was Veg. It's the chemically imbalanced of society that fear the truth...nothing more nothing less.
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
That's not directed towards you, by the way...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:38 am
I gotcha Bone, but I'm not worked up at all. I'm just typing words on a keyboard. It may look or seem like more than it is, but somewhere beyond the assumption of anger, I said something that's actually true. I'm wondering when that became a bad thing.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:31 am
down the list and smack a 1L on every damn poster that makes me sick.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:30 am
Timmies come and Timmies go...no sense getting worked up over it Veggie! I've been here a long time and am use to it. It's the anonymous Timmies that just trip your trigger. If someone thinks it's a 1L I'm fine with that. It's just the trolls that run...
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:25 am
My bad bro, but if everyone else is gonna be afraid to say it for fear of being ridiculed for "arguing on the internet," then that's fine. That doesn't mean what I'm saying is any less true. If you're a dick, I'll call you a dick. Internet or not, Timmys.
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:15 am
Produceman117 - December 26, 2009, 9:11 am
There's a big difference between a 5 and a 1. I mean, if you kinda don't like the poster, give it damn 3 or 4. But 1? Seriously?
BoneCD - December 26, 2009, 9:08 am
Thanks sickartist. And Veggie you were right, the 1L's just came down the pike!
sickartist - December 26, 2009, 8:32 am
Nice when a twisted idea comes to fruition 5L

MIXED EMOTIONS - The only thing that makes me smile is something I can't have.

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 6:27 pm
Well, you can kn5ck me down, step in my face, slander my name all over the place, do anything that you want to do, but honey don', dont ... :)


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MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 5:49 pm
And to use the bowl to catch the blood spatter when you dont. 5L for the frosting and airman too!
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 3:29 pm
But, as you get older you know to disconnect the beaters from the mixer first



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Whitneymr - March 30, 2012, 2:59 pm
Damn you whipper snapper! I was in college when this came out.
ScroogeMcDuck - December 26, 2011, 5:55 pm
Hah! Immune - I never listened to Speedwagon... Now bugger off before I hit you with mah zimmerframe
LogicDude - December 3, 2009, 1:41 pm
Damn you...because you can tune a piano, but... I am NOT old. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN!


FIGHTER WAREHOUSE - Do you think they carry replacement legs there?

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Jay - June 19, 2009, 7:52 am
Clinch Gear and FighterWarehouse.com got MAD exposure for this. Hope the comp'd him some shin guards!
Lex - June 18, 2009, 3:37 pm
That's gonna be a NO for getting a leg up on your competition.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX - Stop Deceiving These People

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Fatty - December 23, 2008, 11:43 am
By chance did you get inspiration for this from a Zach Galifianakis bit?


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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 2:06 pm
No need to apologize, I was just playin' w/ you derek. my snide to to your dry. it's all good...I enjoy reading your comments and observations.
Derek - January 8, 2010, 5:53 am
Sorry Grey, of course I can see what you intended - I don't try to "ruin posters", I try give an alternate view on things. My apologies if you don't find them funny.
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:38 am
I thought it was funny Grey. Course, you have to wonder why he'd need 5 more rounds, other than to shoot you for calling him a pussy. :)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:26 pm
He has a tendency to enjoy ruining posters.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Derek,of all people I was sure you'd get the motherly beratement angle to the joke.
Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:17 pm
It's a game Grey! Russian idea. Only thing wrong is the drink; they recommend vodka.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY - People in glass houses Sink ships

GRAVITY SUCKS - Find me all the king’s horsemen and all the king’s men so that I can stab them for putting her back together again.

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JESUS - He's one of a kind, all right...

NATURAL SELECTION - Kids these days, getting drunk on tampons. Clever they think they are, but good ole Darwin is still culling the wheat from the chaff.

LOOK AT HER BUTT - It is so big




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PRIORITIES - He's got his mixed up.

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Occupo Noctis - December 13, 2009, 8:29 am
Bet'cha $20 he's a lefty...
DV8 - August 30, 2009, 12:40 am
Haha I know exactly what he's thinking. "Ohh yeah, you and I are gonna have so much fun tonight" And he's not thinking about the girl.
ahahah - May 19, 2009, 2:23 am
wow those looks are priceless, she is in love with herself and the camera, and he seriously looks like he is smiling at his bicep.... almost like he's gonna start makin out with it....lol what a beef burger fag, bet his balls are peanuts.
mocho - April 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
that guy is so gay ...what an idiot by the way

WAIT A MINUTE... - Skip to page 187: "...and it was then that the killer yelled, 'Just because they have a space litter box doesn't mean their shit don't stink! Smug bastards!'"

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Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 8:58 am
Inside joke, Joshy. Do you see the name of the guy that commented before you? Anyway, it's an inside joke.
Joshy8632 - December 30, 2009, 8:50 am
That's not in there! I read that book when i was a kid there is like 5 of the damn things.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:00 am
LOL! Yes, they may look all cute, but they act so superior. "Look at us. We don't need a leash. Neener, neener." GGGGGGGGGGGrrrrrrrrrrr. (5 cats in a sac floating slowly towards the sun.)


DON'T CROSS THE ROAD - If you can't get out of the kitchen

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Rating: 2.69/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2010, 5:25 am
With that clarification, this poster becomes funny...next time use "apron" as a tag. BTW, real women don't wear aprons like that.....and wives don't cook at all.
jameswnash - September 12, 2010, 2:45 am
Actually that is a apron she is wearing
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 10:08 am
I think so..
agdaniele - August 28, 2010, 12:08 pm
Unrelated picture?

STUPID COUNTRY CONTINENT MIXUPS - Now your just doing it on purpose

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Brian - June 24, 2008, 1:12 pm
it was always on purpose

nonsensical nonsense #4 -

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


oil and water -

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lgvernon - September 24, 2013, 1:35 pm

Looks suspiciously like water and ink...


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Pulsh -

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MOTIFAKE MIXER - Laura Hates These Things She Meets All The Timmies

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Rating: 4.09/5

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Bovee - February 23, 2010, 9:37 am
pow pow
Jmac0585 - February 23, 2010, 9:11 am
It wasn't as fun as the Catalina wine mixer.
Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:41 am
No, she's the chick talking to the douche in the purple shirt. Only a Timmy would wear that in pubic.
thatonechick - February 22, 2010, 8:07 pm
Who is Laura, and why is she a skeleton? :S


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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 11:52 pm
Ishtar's story parallels Persephone, with a trip to hell to rescue her lover.
EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 11:50 pm
It's from before the old testament. They're talismans of Ishtar (pronounced "easter") the Babylonian goddess of spring.
MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 5:40 pm
You need to attend those Sunday school classes more often Papa!
MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 5:36 pm
Yeah... that bunny stuff is from the old testament.
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 5:33 pm

And there was something about bunny rats laying colorful eggs... 5Ls for the theology lesson.
PapaFox - March 29, 2013, 5:28 pm
Glad somebody cleared that up for me, heheh. ;)


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MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 12:28 pm
Genuine compliments for a great poster Sean. Always nice to see your work.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:22 pm
Thanks for the compliments. Genuineley appreciated.
Player_Meyer - October 19, 2009, 5:37 am
Have to agree with Jmac! I thoroughly enjoyed both new posters! Both are completely true and very demotivational. GJ scored ya a 5 on both.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:12 am
And of course I ripped off the first part of this, "Your failures ..." But not the punchline.
Sean - October 19, 2009, 12:05 am
If you ever suspect that someone has ripped off a quote and not credited it, just google the phrase. It works great on motifakes.
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 11:26 pm
DJA. One day here and we already know his name will live on and on. "You're so DJA!" Great poster, by the way. 5/5
LogicDude - October 18, 2009, 10:41 pm
Yo Jmac, I'm real happy for you and Ima let you finish but DJA had the best knicked Motifakes of all time.
Jmac0585 - October 18, 2009, 10:36 pm
Identity and pessimism... these last two are true motifake master pieces. If I didn't already know that Sean was brighter than the 4 D-Cell Maglight the cop places at the end of your nose when he pulls you over for "weaving", I'd say he'd nicked these....
agdaniele - October 18, 2009, 10:14 pm
Words to live by.
RON - October 18, 2009, 9:39 pm
5 Canadian tears!...WOW!

EVOLUTION IS MISUNDERSTOOD - Evolution is really a process that results in heritable changes in a population spread over many generations

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BrokenEye - August 24, 2010, 8:57 pm
I'm getting the feeling that the term "evolutionist" doesn't actually have jack shit do to with evolution. Who are these evolutionists anyway?
Sean - December 24, 2009, 12:21 am
God made a dude outta dirt. A woman outta a rib of that dude (making her also the first clone, I guess). And the two had only sons. The rest is (modern) history.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 4:40 pm
Some bible thumpers have been battling against evolution for years...and they don't like the theory either.
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 4:36 pm
Evolution: Easier than admitting to yourself that you might be wrong. Let the roasting commence.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:05 pm
You forgot the sea-bear...
Scott - September 30, 2009, 4:42 pm
Actually, the rhinocerfish is real as is the dolpharoo
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:43 am
Really? No CLASS?
thatonechick - September 25, 2009, 9:42 am
Wow... I'm actually taking an evolution class this semester and... well, wow just about sums it up. There's no pictures like that in my textbook! LoL
Kully - September 25, 2009, 12:38 am
Is that a sea rhinocerous?


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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 11:49 pm
Furthermore, aesop, personal attacks are not allowed. Consider yourself warned.
phydeaux - January 6, 2010, 11:43 pm
Aesop, it's just possible you may have missed the joke here...or I totally did am an idiot. On second thought, that's more likely...
aesop's folly - January 6, 2010, 8:18 pm
100 u idiot


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lgvernon - January 28, 2015, 6:41 pm

I have to write about this on Personal Stories. I'll get to it soon. Thanks!
Oldsod - January 28, 2015, 4:42 pm
I have dealt with this mentality all day (art class). Thank you for putting it in an amusing context. 5 Broken Crayons!

Kodiak Cakes -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2016, 4:04 pm
It probably does. It's all the same crud nowadays. :D
mizzdizz - November 2, 2016, 5:44 am
I was wondering if it contained ground up Kodiak bear powder for that protein boost! Good one Cynic! Very funny! ^!

Trust people who like big butts -

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:12 pm

Krickit - May 14, 2013, 7:15 am
I would trust that, fo sho homy



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lgvernon - October 29, 2013, 9:42 pm

LOL, SD~~I've had this photo for a long time, trying o come up with something. Then I started thinking about what the NEXT picture might look like, and started laughing.
spacedog - October 29, 2013, 9:39 pm
I'll bet that little girl laughed her butt off.

How to carry a flame thrower in public -

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Thank you for tuning in to the A.D.H.D Choir. -

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mizzdizz - July 16, 2015, 6:22 pm
ROTFL! Favorite Redhead has it.... yeah, pretty much like that! 5LOL lions!